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TO: Everybody
FROM: Sir Robin

I Just wanted to show Ya'll this "Mag" by Your Friend and mine, THe Pyschotic Pyrotic. I have added in my own comments on this mag in Parenthesis. To avoig confusion, i used Brackets. (Example: [Hi. This is an example -SR]  just like that) the "-SR" means the comment was from Sir Robin. PLEASE feel free to add your own comments and distribute this.... Obviously our friend MAtt Harrison has bought himself a one way ticket to the blacklist. If you don't know who The Pyschotic Pyrotic is, I'll describe him. He's your average 14 year old from northville. But when he gets safely behind his handle, he becomes a super-hacker. Bhind his handle he carries himself as a Rascist, Burn-Out Mutant of Nature. He doesn't have very many friends... as you'll see. I'll say that about 99.9% of the things he says about anybody in this magazine is false. Not to mention if he wanted to tell us these things, he should have told us face-to-face instead of (as usual) hiding behind his handle. Now, on to what i will honestly call the worst peice of writing i have ever seen.

   The Warboard Lamer- This is the guy who always gets his ass kicked in the    War Board [Like you, eh Tpp? -SR], and usually starts most of the insult    wars himself. [Like you, Tpp? -SR] Then    when he loses [Like you, Tpp? -SR] calls your parents, [Uh. See Note #1 at    the end of the article.-SR] reads out messages you have posted all    over the place(big fucking deal) and usually sounds pyschotic.[Psychotic.    pSYcothic. SY. go to spelling class, silly boy. -SR] Lexis, Lurch    [No shit! Have any of you people logged onto Alcatraz? 380-7998 The    Psychotic Pimple is taking on an entire BBS, seriously, THE ENTIRE BBS!!    Does this guy have any friends???-Augie]    The Hackers Suck Lamer- This is the type of lamer who goes around talking    about how hackers suck and virus's are the worst thing ever created. They    usually have no idea what they are talking about. ex. Lurch [Yeah right.    Lurch knows about 70 or 80 million times more about computers & electronics    than you. So, in other words, Like you, Tpp? -SR]

   The yeahiamsostonedandwasted [Eh? -SR] Lamer- This is the guy who calls up,    talks about how great beer or drugs are yet has never drunk a drop of beer or    gotten high. [Sorry to sound like a broken record, but, Like you, Tpp? -SR]    ex. Xavier [Xavier is the cleanest guy i know. Sheesh. -SR]

   The sooper lamer- All the lamer types combined. [Like you, Tpp? -SR]

   The K-RaD lamer- This is the type of lamer who Thinks there a big hacker or    Anarchist or any other underground activitys.[Like you, Tpp? -SR]    This is also the user with    handles like Hackdude [Or Hacker 666, which WAS you, Tpp. -SR]    or virus detected or drive error and don't know what    the fuck there talking about. -Xavier [Xavier is not a Handle like    "Hackdude". (?) -SR]

   The Keep-calling lamer- This is one of the stupidest lamers. If you have    Ever been a sysop, you will have seen these lamers before. They usually    use there real names instead of handles. [Nothing wrong with that... -SR]    They keep calling your board back    over and over again. They can't get it into there fuck'n head that you    don't want them on your board or it is private. In, fact some stoopid    lamer called Jim is doing this to me right now. [Shucks. -SR] Back, when i    was [not a schmuck? -SR] running darksun private, [Oh. -SR] some lamer kept    calling, entering the same new user password each time. over and over....
   ex. JIM

   The I-am-going-to-force-you-to-put-your-board-up-lamer= This lamer is
   another known to sysops only. They will keep calling you up when they
   know your board is down or you have stopped running it, thinking that
   you will put your board up for a looser like them. [Or maybe they don't know
   the bbs is down... -SR]

   The WaReZ d00d- This is usually some preppie who has 8 lines, 10 16.8
   modems, and a 686 [Uh Huh. Making up things, eh? -SR]computer just to run a
   board. They spend all there time
   calling boards LD [Don't you Supposedly do that, Tpp? -SR] and spend lots of
    money leeching warez LD. [Well, I don't leech stuff LD, but i soo no harm     in buying a good system, would you, reader, rather call a 16.8 BBS with a     RAM drive that is faster than you can imagine or, would you rather call a     2400 on an XT that is so slow you can go buy a donut. In a 7-11 at the     North Pole, and then come back, not missing anything.... -SR]

   The Ansi Lamer- This is the lamer who puts up 10 ansi adds in a row, and    begs everyone to call his board. They also put 80 messages in the rumors    or OnlinerZ if the board has them. ex. The Fisher King [So what? -SR]

    -=LeXiS- KinG oF ThE lAmerZ=-        Real Name- Brent Johnson        Board- Electric Dreams(Wet Dreams, Zhentil Keep)        BBS number- 349-3994???

   Lexis acts like he is so cool, says the stoopidest shit...[Well, I bet he    can correctly spell Stupid. -SR]  He is always starting crap on War boards
   and Making lots of Fake Id's on Eliter boards. [Eliter? Huh? Whuzzat? -SR]
   Whenever anyone does this to him, he will call there [Their. T-H-E-I-R. GO
   back to english class, silly boy. -SR] parents and bitch. [Like your mother,
   Tpp? -SR]
   He is under 4 feet tall and is 14 years old [Like you, and that's TRUE. -SR]
   (I wonder if he gets his ass
   kicked by smurf stompers?). The kid is a fucking wimp. [Need I say, "Like
   you Tpp? -SR] He has 4 brothers
   who are over 19. They are in a band called Department 10 which really
   sucks. [Actually, Department 10 is a decent band. Go Figure. -SR]
    I know him personally before i called bbs's. Ok... A freind of mine, {Yeah,
    like you have Friends. -SR]
   Theo Manning used to call boards. Lexis called him a poser and challenged
   him to a fight [Sometihng Tpp does OFTEN. -SR]. So, Theo goes over there, and
   Lexis sends all of his
   brothers and two of there freinds after him, with baseball bats. Then on
   Halloween, i was getting candy,[Gee, you are mature, still Trick or
   Treating, eh?] and trashing places [Yeah, uh huh. -SR] ... when i was jumped
   by Lexis's brothers while that faggot watched them. So, the next day,
   he is telling everyone he kicked my ass. So, in school, i challenged him
   to a fight after i heard that.[Yeah, Uh Huh. ShuuUuure -SR]  So, then he said
   if i messed with him, he
   was going to have someone else come after me. I heard he is now running
   robo-bbs unregistered. He will ass kiss whoever he thinks could help him
   out or give him cool mags or warez. He thinks he is this big hacker dood.
   and anarchist... But next issue is all about him, [Oh, I can't wait! -SR] so
   i'll go on... [to your mom? -SR]

    -=Xavier- Lexis's But budy=- [Butt is with 2 t's. -SR]
      [Buddy is with 2 d's-Aug]
   This kid thinks Lexis is so cool and lexis is god.[Lexis is god? gee, I
   thought that guy in Texas has God. -SR]  I got on Zhentil Keep
   once and saw there elite bases. This kid U/L ansi every VaS mag Lexis got,
   followed by a message in K-RaD r0d3nt f3c3s typing saying "I am so cool,
   i am such a hacker. [Like you, Tpp? -SR]

   -=Lurch- Lexis's other But Buddy=-  [2 T's. 2. -SR]

   This kid is sooper fuck'n lame. He tried to call my parents [Tried? What, he
   failed to reach the phone? -SR] (woo don't get
   me in trouble, yeah right..) because i swore and said "wiggers suck" on
   Castle aughh.[First of all, it's Aaugh, and second of all, well, read Note
   #1. -SR] This kid worships wiggers and then denies it... [Huh? I go to
   school with him, and i never saw him bow down to a "Wigger". -SR]After i said
   Wiggers suck, he jumped into my shit [Gee, you keep a pile of shit around
   the house? Oh, for your mom to sit in. okay. -SR] about how i am a racist(so
    what)[So What? So What? Sheesh. -SR] , and
   in his own words, "You only like White Anglo-Saxon prodestents". I know
   he lives in farmington hills, so he is obviously a jew JAP [Uh, I live in
   Farmington Hills, and am not a "Jew JAP". I'm not even Jewish! -SR]. They are
   the only ones who would say a line like that... stoopid fux.[uh, speaking
   for the city of Farmington Hills, we'd like to inform you this. Stupid.
   S-T-U-P-I-D. Thank you. -SR] And then,
   when i call back later, he has all these jokes like "Why did the Nigger
   cross the road?", "To get to the KFC".. [Huh? -SR]Good joke, but...
   [That wasn't even funny!!!-Aug]
   -=Electra- Vibrator co. CEO=-

   Can we play solitree? She is Lexis's mom [Insulting someone's mom. I don't
   beleive this. Take a nap, little kiddie. -SR]and shares his height. I do not
   really know why she named her handle after a vibrater company [Gee, you must
   have some experience with Vibrator Compaines, eh? -SR], and i don't
   want to...

   -=The Arabian Prince- Rich OPEC wannabe=-
    [If his parent's own oil fields, then he
WOULD be rich, and not just a wanna-be-Aug]
   This kids parents own oil fields and he is an Arab. [Nothing wrong with
   that. -SR]They fucking rip us
   off with there fucking fuel prices and blow up world trade centers.[Gee, ALL
   of them? you think someone woiuld notice. -SR] And
   what does are [our. O-U-R. -SR] country do, help them. Nice fucking
   lives.[Gee, i wouldn't mind owning an Oil feild or two. -SR] He
   acts like he
   is such a hacker, but dosen't know shit. He acts like he is the king of
   the war board, but all his insults are mom jokes(too old)[Like you on
   electra. Sheesh. -SR] or "you honky
   redneck"(ooooh, that one hurt.hehehe). I kicked his ass at that once.
   [I don't understand this sentence, oh well-Aug]
   [Right. -SR]
   First, he said he would card me(like how is he going to find my parents
   credit card numbers?) and then later he said a freind would do it. nothing
   happened... [Like when you try to masturbate, eh? -SR] Then he said he was
   going to kick my ass at twelve oaks(Yeah,
   i am going to smash a preppie at twelve oaks, at least not without twenty
   freinds)[Gee, twenty friends. you don't even have a fraction of twenty. -SR]
   . He asked me how old i was, and i replied a freshman, he said he
   was a senior. I later found out he was a freshman... He also brags about
   how much money he has and about how he has 6 16.8 modems(i am not making
   this up!!!).

   -=Sir Robin=-   [That's me! -SR]
   DAMMiT- nough said.  [A- Nuff. N-U-F-F. B- Is that all you can think of?
   GHee, we'ren't you a member of DAMMiT, Tpp? Why, Yes you were! And tihnk of
   something more, why don't you. -SR]

   -=Rook-looser=- [As a MAtter of Fact, Rook is the nicest
   person I know, one of the most popular people in my school, and he's a hell
   of a lot of a better person than you! -SR] [Secondly, Rook is very popular at
   my school as well, and he only goes there for one hour!-Aug]
   Exactly like Lurch, but not as big of a pussie... [P-U-S-S-Y. Sheesh. -SR]

   -=Gregster- faggot lord=-
   This is one of the many fags on Castle:Suspicions... He is different from
   the others in the fact that he writes gay messages to the other male users
   and calls them pricks when they tell him to fuck off.. He is in his mid
   50's.... Sick fuck... [Well I don't call C:S, or know Gregster, but i bet
   this is false as well. -SR] [Well, I DO call Castle Suspicions and I must
   tell you that the Gregster was a handle made up by a user there, it's not
   a real person-Aug]

   -=Drive Error- wannabe=-
   This guy was one of Lexis's freinds on Castle:Suspicions... He dared me
   to hack him, so i did, Wrote a few messages to Gregster as him, I wonder
   if he ever stopped getting mail...(hehehehehehee) [Gee, Freud said that if
   you told yourself a Lie over and over you will beleive it's true. obviously
   here. -SR]

   -=Pi'd Piper- nerd=-
   One of lexis's lame ass freinds. [Lexis at least HAS friends. -SR]He brags
   about knowing pi up to the 100th digit [So? -SR]...

   -=GrandMaster- Arab ass kisser=-
   This kid is constantly ass kissing the arabian prince... [So? -SR]

   -=Malcom X=-
   Some Nigger who said he would send his posse after us... black supremisist
   [As opposed to a White Supreimsist? -SR]
   -=Homeboy=-
   Wigger... He fucked around with hacker once, and his board was crashed
   about 20 times... He called himself a hacker, but he sucked and was 12
   years old... [Eh? -SR]

   -=Abdul=-
   aka. Tom Home... He is one of lexis's lame ass freinds...[As i said before,
   Lexis at least HAS friends. -SR] He worships
   Lexis... This kid called up my board once, and made lots of id's. I saw
   through them all and locked him out...( Notice that when i do this to them,
   they bitch)

   -=Fred Bear=-
   Like abdul... [So? -SR]

   -=Vax- ThE BiG tOuGh WaNaBee=-
   This kid called me up a while ago and said he was sending a gang over to
   kick my ass. I didn't really know who it was at the time... then i started
   laughing and he hung up. So, after a while, i called his board... It
   sortof sucked... The ratios were fucked, like 1:3.. Then he called my
   board under multiple names to leach all my shit... Well, somehow, he got
   on Live Wire(fuck'n ruled)...[Notice the work 'fuck' used as an adjective-
Aug] After seeing all the Co0l people there, he
   decided, all of the sudden, he was one of them.. On his board, he changed
   all his message bases to exactly what Live Wire had... Copied all the
   names... Well, it turned out he was one of lexis's freinds... So, they
   were going to go to my house and kick my ass.. Which is the stoopidest
   thing in the world to do since there are always people around here who
   could take on 6 people bigger than him at the same time... Then, if i know
   it is going to happen, I can assemble a small army here in about 30
   minutes [Yeah, in your mind, and your (wet) DREAMS. -SR] ... Nice try
   wannabe...

   -=Chris- The allaround looser=-
   Some snake-eater [? -SR]who said i was a looser and i would be in the new
   Tag blacklist [Whatcuz i was ripping on the fisher king... He then bragged about
   how cool he was because he knew the people who made tag. So what the fuck
   does that mean? [It means you'll never log on to another TAG bbs. -SR]
   Oh, no The TaG team is going to hack the shit out of me
   and put me in a blacklist... Yeah i am so fucking scared ... The only
   sysops who run tag are faggots and lamers [and you run Telegard, the SAME
   THING. -SR] ... Telegard and Renegade, or
   Vision-X(If you were lucky enough to fucking get one of the sites.)
   rule.[Yeah, uh huh. -SR]
   He threatened to get me kicked off Temple of the dog because i didn't
   put my real phone number and other shit in [That'd do it. And btw, i have
   all your real info. Se if MR. Bigg wants it, well... -SR] ... This lamer has
   gained too
   much influence over a few elite sysops... Get rid of him... [Uh Huh. -SR]

--- HEY EVERYONE --- THIS IS THE SYSOP DAN!! <G>

   -=Augie- Death to the hackers=- [Yay!! I wanted top billing,
though, too bad!-Aug]
   This is some insignificant JAP faggot [Wrong, Wrong, Wrong -SR]who thinks he
   can take on all the [I don't remember doing that, but oh well-Aug]
   hackers with his freinds rook and lurch [And Me, and etc, etc, plus,he HAS
   friends. -SR] .. Big Looser, nice handle... [Like The Pyschotic Pyrotic is a
   good one -SR] [What's wrong with Augie??-Aug]
   He thinks all us hacks suck... And the only hackers come from
   farmington..[Eh? -SR] [There is only one hacker at Farmington that I can
 think of-(it's not me)-Aug]
   SHIT... Everyone i have met from Farmington is a fag [Uh Huh, right. Takes
   one to know one, And it IS true that an insane person will beleive the
   theory that everyone ELSE is insane and they are not. Therefore, you are a
   fag and think everyone else is, Tpp. -SR]... Lurch, Rook, you
   Sir Robin...[Yes, Me Sir Robin. Ung. Me King. -SR] You Hack d00d$ [Eh? -SR]
 [GREAT! I'm gay, I love finding this out VIA electronic mail-Aug]

   -=Hoser- Hacker Hater=-
   One of some new anti-hacker group... [Eh? -SR] [I like Hoser-Aug]

   -=Virus Detected-  wannabe=-
   Has a hacker like handle and wants to be one so bad... He is always
   talking about how hackers suck because everyone thinks he is a looser.. [Eh?
   -SR]

   -=The Z=-
   One of lexis's best freinds... Likes narcing on people... Like Xavier
   and older... He makes up all this shit about being a phreaker and then
   talks about how they suck... Nice fucking life, your a nothing.. [Right,
   Shure.... -SR] [Z doesn't even know Lexis, at least I don't think..-Aug]

   -=Tyrone=-
   Talks about how racist's suck [They do. -SR]... Look at his fucking handle... [What about
   his handle? -SR] [Tyrone is cool, period-Aug]
 

   Well, i hope this has been informative and didn't suck... [Too Bad it did.
   -SR] [No, Robin, his mom sucked last night-Aug]
 

        WDD DiST SITES  [Gee, there are lots, eh?

 Note #1 - About Lurch and the Phone call. On Castle Aaugh, Tpp
 repeatedly ripped on other users all over the message bases, not just
 in the war board. He was warned to stop, but didn't. It came to an end
 when he verbally insulted Lurch, a Remote SysOp. Lurch called his
 parents to inform him that their son wasacting rude on a public bbs..
 that's all. -SR

Well, that's My 2 Cents. Feel free to add on your own stuff! [I did-Aug]

-SR-

[Last Updated on April 8,2000]