Castle Aaugh - Message Quote Text
At the end of messages sent on the Castle Aaugh BBS, one of these was randomly
chosen:
"Happy Happy. Joy Joy."
<Stimpy>
"Define Googleplex"
<Sir Robin>
"Bing Ding Dang a Lang a Long Ding Ding"
<Gibby Hayes & MiNiSTRY>
"In 1986, Law Enforcement Expendatures ranked last on the federal budget"
<Queensryche>
"Words I'll never find... and are left... Behind...
Seasons Roll on by... And are Left... Behind...."
<Chris Cornell (SoundGarden)>
"Tommy the Cat had many a story to tell..
But it was a rare occasion, such as this, that he did."
<Primus>
"A Penny saved is a penny Earned... or you can Swipe it."
<Ben Franklin and Sir Robin>
"Run Away! Run Away!"
<Arthur, King of The Britians>
"Every sperm is sacred,
every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate."
<Monty Python>
"Assassin assassin (hahahaha), assassin assassin (hahahaha,
Assassin assassin (hahahaha), assassin, kill for a thrill (hahahaha),
Assassin, kill me-kill (hahahaha), assassin, kill me-kill (hahahaha)
Assassin, kill me-kill (hahahaha), assassin, kill for a thrill (hahahaha)"
<MiNiSTRY>
"His head smashed in and his heart cut out,
And his liver removed and his bowls unplugged,
And his nostrils raked and his bottom burnt off,
And his peni--
That's...That's, uh... That's enough music for now, lads. It looks
like there's dirty work afoot."
<Sir Robin, and His Minstrels>
"Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it.
I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam
spam and spam!"
<Monty Python>
"Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam!
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam
spam spam!"
<Monty Python>
"There is only a 2 Letter difference between a Modem User, and a Modem
Loser.."
<Hannibal Leckter>
"Grunties."
<Monty Python>
"No Sleep... No Sleep... No Bed.... NO NO NO.. BED BED BED... EEE! AHAHHAHHAH!"
<Ren>
"Well we dopn't sound Like Madonna,
Here we are now, we're Nirvana,
A garage band, From Seattle,
Well it shure beats,
Rasin' Cattle, Yeah!"
<Weird Al>
"Back and forth, I sway with the wind,
Resolution slip away again,
Right Thru my fingers, back into my heart,
Where it's out of reach and it's in the dark"
<Faith No More>
"Indecision Clouds my vision,
No one listens,
Because I'm somewhere in, between,
My love and my agony,
You see I'm somewhere in, between,
My life is falling to Peices,
Somebody put me together...."
<Faith No More>
"Oh, I got two legs from my waist to the ground, and
When I move 'em they walk around, and
When I lift 'em they climb the stairs, and
When I shave 'em they ain't got hairs!"
>bang!<
<Monty Python>
"Plato, they say, could stick it away, 'alf a crate of whiskey every
day!
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
And Hobbes was fond of his Dram.
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am."
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed."
<Monty Python>
"I never wanted to do this job in the first place!
I... I wanted to be...
A LUMBERJACK!"
<Monty Python>
"I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspendies?? and a .... a Bra????
What's this? Wants to be a *girlie*? Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!"
<Monty Python>
"Nice Titty!"
<Monty Python>
"It's not how far you fall,
It's how high you bounce."
<I honestly Forget. Just popped in here. Seen this before. Forget.>
"MY GOD!
3AM ALREADY!"
<Sir Robin>
"Bass in your face,
Not an 8-Track"
<Pubilc Enemy>
"I got up feelin so down,
I got off being sold out,
I've Kept the movie rollin',
But the stories gettin old now"
<SoundGarden>
"Master of Puppets I'm Pulling your Strings
Twisting Your Mind and Smashing your Dreams
Just Call my Name, 'Cause I'll Hear your Scream
Master
Master"
<Metallica>
"The Visions of the past
Brought to life again,
Too Many Puppies,
Too Many Dead Men."
<Primus>
"Jerry was a race car driver,
and he drove so Goddamn fast,
he never did win no checker flag,
but he never did come in last."
<Primus>
"Sometimes, the greatest battles of all,
are fought against oneself."
<Sir Robin>
"Our Fearless Hero Escapes!"
<Calvin>
"I'll show you a RAM Error!
BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
Muahhahahahaahahahahahahh!"
<A Paraniod Delusion, Nothing more, Go Way.>
Due to an Error in the Script, there is no Quote for today.
Please consult your local podiatrist.
Thank you, and watch the Walrus on the way out.
HEY! There is NO Quote for Today! AHAHHAHAHH!