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"Years ago
I was an angry young man"
-Talking Heads
Looking through the things
I wrote when I was 14, I didn't remember how I
spent my teenage years.
I remembered why - why I spent them the way I did.
In the past few hours I've
tried to explain to a few people here (at the
University of Virginia,
of all places) what a BBS was. They've been
returning a "smile-and-nod"
reaction.
They just don't get it.
This was bad-assed "Matrix"
stuff back then, kids. This was amazing. This
was the future. The kids
in my Web Page Design class are 13-15 years old -
the same age I was when
I started BBSing. They take the internet for
granted. Those of us who
were around when BBSing hit its peak, well. We're
still in awe of this internet
thing.
I mean, a chat that has more
than 2-3 people? Wow. Transmitting a 5 meg
file in 30 seconds? Wow.
Radio over the internet? Amazing. Christ, I'm
blown away by the Yahoo!
Sports Baseball GameCast, which allows me to
experience the Tigers losing
all the way down here.
So as I wander the new neighborhood
full of streaming video and javascript
chatrooms on demand, I remember
my old 'hood. It seems pretty ghetto -
ANSI, for the love of god,
ANSI - but it was home and I miss it. Why?
Because I loved it.
And I can't tell you exactly why.
Maybe it was the feeling
you got finally connecting to that popular board
at 3am after attack dialing,
on your 3rd Mountain Dew of the evening with
Dinosaur Jr. on the stereo
and the rest of the house in bed.
Maybe it was being able to
have a serious discussion with someone much
older than you without the
"just a kid" reaction. Handles were the great
equalizer. We all because
ageless and faceless.
I think I miss that, too.
Maybe its being able to download
the latest software before it came out*
it was so damned small back
then, wasn't it? I remember being pissed that
Wing Commander 2 was 13
megabytes. Took me two days to download. I have
MP3s that are bigger than
this. Took me 5 minutes to get those.
Maybe it's meeting people
in a bowling alley that you already know but
have never met and will
continue to know for a long, long time.
It's all of that, I guess.
More than anything, it was fun and it was
interesting. Who knew that
it would grow into the internet, which
threatens to overhaul society
into something altogether new and different?
Think of it this way, people.
This stuff we're talking about like it was
ancient history? Five fucking
years ago. That's all.
Five years from now, what do you think we'll say about today?
Listen: the last MP3 I downloaded
was from a FTP site that had, of all
things, an upload download
ratio. It also had a copy of Front Page 2000,
which takes about two damn
days - (wing commander anyone?) - to download
even at ludicrous speeds.
And I am the king of Multiplayer Jeopardy, the
best online game since SHL
hockey.
We'll leave that to the future, and this to the past.
Goodbye, BBS World.
Auf Wiedersehen?
(until later?)
"Once there were parking lots
Now it's a peaceful oasis
you got it, you got it
This was a Pizza Hut
Now it's all covered with daisies
you got it, you got it
I miss the honky tonks,
Dairy Queens, and 7-Elevens
you got it, you got it
And as things fell apart
Nobody paid much attention..."
Sir Robin
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